Unlock Brain Massages
The three locked brain massages are unlocked by getting a certain number of distinct titles. What title you get is influenced by score, so you'll have to play poorly on purpose to get a lot of them.
#. Unlockable: --- How to Unlock:
1. An Analog Brain --- 10 distinct titles
2. Beat The Old Timer --- 25 distinct titles
3. Total Insanity --- 50 distinct titles